OLD BAY
HEY HEY; OLD BAY;
CAN YOU REALLY KEEP ARTHRITIS AWAY?
THE SPICES THAT YOU USE ; CAN CURB ALL MY COX’2S
GOOD OLE BOYS, WE CAN REJOICE, IN GOOD OLD BAY.
THE FIRST THING THAT YOU NEED,
IS SOME SALTED CEL’RY SEED.
THEN THE MUSTARD`S CURCUMIN
WITH RED PEPPER’S CAPSAICIN.
CAPSAICIN REALLY ROCKS,
EQUIPOTENT WITH VIOXX,
AND BLACK PEPPER’S PIPERINE
HELPS THE UPTAKE OF CURCUMIN.
AND THE LAUREL IN THE MIX (BAY LEAF THAT IS)
OF COX-2’Is , COUNT THEM, SIX!!!!!!
CLOVES CAN JOIN THEM ALL,
WITH CLOVE OIL OR EUGENOL.
AND THEN THERE’S THE ALLSPICE,
SORTA’ LIKE THE OLD SPICE;
AND GINGER TOPS ‘EM ALL
FOR GINGEROLS AND SHOGAOL.
AND MACE HAS KAEMPFEROL
ALONG WITH EUGENOL;
CARDAMOM AND CINNAMON
CAN STOP THE PAIN AGAIN.
A BIT MILDER AND MEEKER
IS MY FAV’RITE PAPRIKA;
SOME PEOPLE SAY CAYENNE
MIGHT EVEN KEEP YOU THIN.
OLD BAY; PRAY SAY!
CAN YOU REALLY KEEP ARTHRITIS AWAY?
THE SPICES THAT YOU USE CAN CURB ALL MY COX’2S;
GOOD OLE BOYS, WE CAN REJOICE, IN GOOD OLD BAY.
HEY, HEY; OLD BAY
YOU ENRICH MY EVERY LIVIN’ DAY
YOU’RE THE SPICE I ALWAYS USE, IN ALL MY SOUPS AND STEWS
OLD BAY, LET US PRAY, SAVE CHESTNUT BAY
